Funny! Funny!

This is worth reading. My family was laughing out loud! The He said - She said part is my favorite.

Eight words with two meanings:
1. THINGY
Female....Any part under a car's hood
Male....The strap fastener on a woman's bra

2. VULNERABLE
Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.....Playing football without a cup

3. COMMUNICATION
Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITTMENT
Female.....A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.....Trying not to hit on another woman while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT
Female.....A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.....Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE
Female.....An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male.....A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE
Female.....The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.....Call it whatever you what, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL
Female.....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.....A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND

He said...I don't know why yu wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear pants, don't you?

He said...Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said...That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said...How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said...We don't know; it has never happened.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every second of the night?
She said...A widow.

He said...Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said...Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and got to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Jonathan - I love you!